Side-Eye From the Sofa

[intro]
Mmm... yeah, you saw the whole thing, didn't you

[verse 1]
Dropped my phone at 2 a.m., third time this week
Cold pizza on the nightstand, you won't even speak
You're sitting on my hoodie like a king on a throne
Tail flicking side to side — I'm not alone, but judged, I'm on my own

[verse 2]
I skipped the gym again, I know, I know
You watched me cancel plans from the windowsill, bro
That slow blink you gave me, was that disappointment?
Nine hours of sleeping while I overshare my appointments

[chorus]
And you don't say a word, but your eyes are saying plenty
You've seen me eat ice cream straight from the carton, empty
Judge me, shadow on my wall
Small furry fault in nothing at all
You don't say a word, but I know you know
You know, you know

[verse 3]
Bought the premium food, you sniffed it and walked
Texted my ex at midnight, you didn't even bark— you can't bark, right
You knocked my coffee over, poetic justice served
Roommate, therapist, tiny furry verdict heard

[bridge]
Maybe you're not judging, maybe you're just bored
Maybe you're a mirror with four paws on my floor
But when I cry to movies you sit on my chest
Like you're saying "it's fine"... then you judge me for the rest

[chorus]
And you don't say a word, but your eyes are saying plenty
You've seen me eat ice cream straight from the carton, empty
Judge me, shadow on my wall
Small furry fault in nothing at all
You don't say a word, but I know you know

[outro]
Alright, alright... I'll clean the litter box
(purring)
...forgiven? Never. But you'll stay