Out of Paper

[intro]
Ugh—come on!

[verse]
It's 4:59 and the deck won't print
Blinking orange like it's taking the hint
I smacked the tray, I unplugged the cord
It coughed once and then it ignored

[chorus]
Paper jam! Paper jam!
You're a liar and a scam
Forty copies of the quarterly report
Stuck in your throat like a curse and a snort
Paper jam! Paper jam!
Feed the damn page like a man!

[verse]
Karen from HR says hit "Resume"
It screams like a cat in an empty room
Toner on my hands, toner on my tie
This beige box of hate wants me to die

[chorus]
Paper jam! Paper jam!
You're a liar and a scam
Forty copies of the quarterly report
Stuck in your throat like a curse and a snort
Paper jam! Paper jam!
Feed the damn page like a man!

[bridge]
I know your secret—I've seen behind
There's a gremlin in there with a grudge and a mind
He eats one sheet, he eats it slow
Just to watch me lose it before I go

[chorus]
Paper jam! Paper jam!
You're a liar and a scam
Forty copies of the quarterly report
Stuck in your throat like a curse and a snort
Paper jam! Paper jam!
Feed the damn page like a man!

[outro]
Printers of the world, unite and... work!
Ugh. Machine error 13. Great.