Never Won a Game

[intro]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

[verse 1]
Sunday morning, still in last night's shirt,
Jim's hungover and Dave's nursing a hamstring.
The pitch is muddy, the goals are bent,
But we paid our fivers so the rent's already spent.

[verse 2]
We've got a keeper with two left gloves,
A striker who swears the ref's out to get us.
Nine-nil down and the whistle's coming soon,
But losing's easy when you've got a tune.

[chorus]
We never won a game, never won a game,
But we sing like champions all the same!
Raise your pint, raise your voice,
Losing never felt like this before!
Hey! Hey! We're bottom of the league,
Hey! Hey! And proud of what we are —
We never won a game,
So pour another round and start it all again!

[verse 3]
The scoreboard's flashing, we're losing 4-1,
But Mick just chested it — his first ever touch, son!
Half the pub came out to watch us lose,
Chanting like it's Wembley in our Sunday shoes.

[chorus]
We never won a game, never won a game,
But we sing like champions all the same!
Raise your pint, raise your voice,
Losing never felt like this before!
Hey! Hey! We're bottom of the league,
Hey! Hey! And proud of what we are —
We never won a game,
So pour another round and start it all again!

[bridge]
Ten seconds left, the whole team's up,
Kevin's sprinting on his last legs —
It hits the post, it rolls away,
And we celebrate anyway!
(Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh!)
Because the point was never the score,
It was us on that pitch wanting more!

[chorus]
We never won a game, never won a game,
But we sing like champions all the same!
Raise your pint, raise your voice,
Losing never felt like this before!
Hey! Hey! We're bottom of the league,
Hey! Hey! And proud of what we are —
We never won a game,
So pour another round and start it all again!

[outro]
Same time next week, lads — same time next week.
Never won a game... never gonna stop!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!